Whered you learn how to steer
You do eighty in second gear
When you drive, I cant relax
Got your license from Cracker Jacks
You just hit another tree
These fender benders are killin me
She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy
And Im afraid for myself
Theyll put you behind bars
Were not playin bumper cars
Did a great figure eight
In the middle of the interstate
Tires squeel wherever we go
Even hitchhikers just say no
She drives like crazy
Her cars a mess
She drives like crazy
Shes got a death wish I guess
Shes a demon
Behind the wheel
Thinks shes drivin
The Batmobile
Burnin rubber in school zones
Runnin over the traffic cones
Passin "semi-"s on the right
Now my knuckles are turnin white
She drives like crazy
Shell break your necks (?)
She drives like crazy
She always gets into wrecks
She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy
Now Im afraid for myself
She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy
And Im afraid for myself
